Buy a Pro

Apparently you can buy Krom players for just under $100K. Who is gonna cop a Pro?

 

Sorry. I would only buy sweets pros. Larger future investment. Bonz will deteriorate too fast.

 

I honestly what will happen if you do buy a pro. Maybe they will just give your money back, maybe actually send the pro over? Or possibly give you a life time supply of kendamas.

 

Or...best case scenario, you now own a slave...who...wait for it....Slays.

 

I'm thinking they'll show up to your dama jams on demand haha.

 

I am thinking we would just chill, listen to records, discuss the finer points of wood grain, etc.

 

What type of chill are we talking about here? Like normal chill or Netflix and Chill?

And what type of "points of wood" are we talking about here?

 

Hadn’t made it that far. I’ll figure out the deets when I’ve got an extra $100k to blow on a beer-fueled late night internet purchase

 

Who ever the richest dama player in the community is, you better buy a pro and take one for the team so we all can see what happens

 

ya ive been wondering this for awhile, its actually super funny, you can add them to your cart so i assume if your credit limit is high enough you could actually purchase them? that being said i could potentially see them refunding you and still sending said pro over just because. but who knows maybe its just a gag