#DSGS Downspike Giveaway Series returns! For this DSGS, roast a mod in this thread. You can be savage, as long as it's funny. As always, bonus points for memes, pictures and creativity. Best roast wins this Paduak Kaizen courtesy of @KendamaUSA as well as some limited edition pins from LoBros and Downspike! Winners will be announced next Thursday, 5/11. Open to current Downspike members only. No purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Contest ends May 11th, 2017. Mods are: @htimSxelA @Cheech_Sander @Ben Lowe @azleonhart @Nick Lectura @goenKendama @Grandpa Sandz GO!
When @teejkolesnik finally gets a promod and then basically stops playing because he knows his mod isn't the dankest. Sol did it better
Nick Lectura looks like the type of guy to say "I turn now, good luck everybody else!" when he drives on the freeway
@Ben Lowe i love you man but. After we roast you, at least we would have a solution for world hunger.
Ben Lowe looking like that dad who cuffs his jeans and wears nirvana shirts alwys trying to be the bass guitarist in his sons middle school band.
(I am very sorry if these offend any of the mods....just sayin' beforehand because I don't really mean these) @Cheech_Sander 1 out of every 1,000 people would not crack up when you introduce yourself to them just by saying your name. Also would get asked, "Cheech? As in peach but with a 'ch-' sound instead of the p?" EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. @Ben Lowe Cuts open boxes of damas when his username on YouTube is "cuttthenoise". Also would advertise his kururins and kendama pins everywhere, including the local public pool where all the old people go to in their leisure time. @Nick Lectura Always that one guy that everyone thinks is a dweeb just for having a kendama. @htimSxelA When Alex Smith gets rid of his man bun and looks 5 years younger than he really is. Also would get confused for the other Alex Smith(in sports) when his name gets mentioned.
I got this. The @Grandpa Sandz pro mod is so bad, he uses it to wipe his poo and then lace a trick called "Sh*t Stained Juggalo". When you cut @htimSxelA's wrist, you'll notice that he bleeds enough maple syrup to sustain Tim Horton's for a month. But nobody wants it, unfortunately. They'd rather have real maple syrup. You could probably find Atlantis hidden in @Ben Lowe's beard, provided you can find your way out.
Keep your arms up and chins tucked. I heard a rumour that there were lots of dama players in Port Angeles... and at one point @Ben Lowe moved there. Many members joined DS so they could talk to their favorite pros. Too bad @Grandpa Sandz is too busy not making a new edit and selling mugens in the Exchange forum. People were probably highly dissapointed when they figured out @Cheech_Sander was the "Sander" they will be talking to most of the time.
When Alex Smith uses all of his pro mods with a decent spike cuz he thinks he's still hype so KUSA sends out the garbage ones. Tama barely even stays on lol.
I can't tell the difference between @Grandpa Sandz and @Ben Lowe. There's just something about their appearance that makes me think I'm seeing double.