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#DSGS - Happy Halloween!

Discussion in 'The Sesh' started by Dæmon, Oct 31, 2017.

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  1. Dæmon

    Dæmon Moderator Staff Member

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    It's the DS Dæmon, back with a halloween flash giveaway-
    A pumpkin orange POP! courtesy of our friends at KROM.
    First person to make us laugh with a halloween joke WINS!
    Post the joke in THIS THREAD! No purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Open to Downspike members worldwide. Contest ends 11/01/17 or whenever one of you actually makes us LAUGH!
    PumpkinDama.jpg
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  2. Tortilla_gorilla

    Tortilla_gorilla Honed Member

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    Ask me about my weinaaaaaaaa!!!!!
     
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  3. timochappy23

    timochappy23 n00b

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    My Halloween costume lol
     
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  4. bryan moreno

    bryan moreno Member

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    How do snails fight?






    They slug it out
     
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  5. Dan Reinstein

    Dan Reinstein Member

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    Q: What do ghosts eat for supper?
    A: Spooketi

    its even Halloween themed, please laugh, please.
     
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  6. nolanolivier28

    nolanolivier28 Member

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    Why are skeletons so calm?
    A. Because nothing gets under their skin. :D
     
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  7. Jacob Watts

    Jacob Watts Member

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    What do ghosts eat for supper?

    Spookehti
     
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  8. timochappy23

    timochappy23 n00b

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    Want to hear my construction joke? Im still working on it
     

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  9. Matiashoward

    Matiashoward n00b

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    I hit BUMpkins from the bAck and make em laugh like jack..o-lanterns
     
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  10. digitalburr

    digitalburr n00b

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    How does a train eat?
     
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  11. Gaige

    Gaige n00b

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    Why do skeletons have low self-asteem ?

    They have no body to love
     
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  12. timochappy23

    timochappy23 n00b

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    The picture goes with my previous post oops
     
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  13. nolanolivier28

    nolanolivier28 Member

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    Why did the ghost go into the bar?
    A. For the booooooooos. ;):p
     
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  14. digitalburr

    digitalburr n00b

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    It goes chew chew!
     
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  15. bryan moreno

    bryan moreno Member

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    What’s a mummies favorite type of music?


    Wrap!!
     
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  16. Ian McDonell

    Ian McDonell Member

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    That pumpkin looks like Wyatt bray every time he loses to Bonz. Not hype
     

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  17. Corbin Harder

    Corbin Harder n00b

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    my dog just ran into a wall barking at kids
     
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  18. John-Lukas Erickson

    John-Lukas Erickson n00b

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    my sister bet me $100 that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
     
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  19. Manny Villareal

    Manny Villareal n00b

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    What did the skeleton say when he served his customers?




    Bone appetít.
     
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  20. bryan moreno

    bryan moreno Member

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    Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?


    Because he had no body to dance with hahah
     
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  21. Tortilla_gorilla

    Tortilla_gorilla Honed Member

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    Lol but seriously...What’s red and bad for your teeth??

    A brick
     
    Oct 31, 2017
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