A group of tourist is visiting the remnants of an ancient castle. One lady says to their guide: -I'm afraid. I think there might be ghosts here! -Don't worry. I'm living here for 300 years but I've never seen any ghosts.
Two monsters went to MKO. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
Dressed up as Stodd today in hopes to unleash the dama god powers, to only find out I dressed as his grandma. #bonkacromvlog #stoddyourgrandmawantshercoatbacm
Bray: What's worse than being a 500 pound witch on halloween? Stodd: No clue, lay it on me. Bray: Being her broom!
Shit my pants in a haunted house today because Someone put a sign up with a release date of Colin Sanders edit 10
Shit my pants in a haunted house today because Someone put a sign up with a release date of Colin Sanders edit 10
Random Guy - “ Hey kids, have a fun Halloween! See you in a month! “ Kid 1 - “ Who was that guy? “ Kid 2 - “ My Orthodontist “
The DSGS is over, but i still gotta get this off my head How normal people celebrate Halloween *knock knock* *opens door* “Trick or treat!” “Trick!” *kid rolls tongue* “Wow! That’s cool, kid!* How kendama players celebrate Halloween *knock knock* (@Grandpa Sandz opens door) Bolf : slik eller ballade! Colin : trick! Bolf : jugglejugglejugglekenflipjugglejugglejuggledubkenfliptaptaptapjugglejugglejugglejugglejugglekenflipjugglekenflipjuggletaptapkenfliplighthouseinstalighthouseinstajugglelighthousespikejugglejugglejugglejugglejugglekenflipjugglejugglejuggledubkenfliptaptaptapjugglejugglejugglejugglejugglekenflipjugglekenflipjuggletaptapkenfliplighthouseinstalighthouseinstajugglelighthousespikejugglejuggle Colin : *closes door*
I'm not saying my wife is ugly... but on Halloween she went to tell the neighbors to turn their TV down and they gave her some candy.
How's everyone holding up? It's just crazy out there! I've killed 25 zombies so far! And why the hell are they all carrying candy?