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Make Us Laugh: Kendama Complaint Edition

Discussion in 'The Sesh' started by KeeganS, Dec 28, 2017.

  1. KeeganS

    KeeganS DS Legend

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    Lunar/Thor's Hammer/Mjolnir!
    Would that mean we can call Airplane Excalibur/Arthur's Sword instead?
     
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  2. Dylan Hunter Onderko

    Dylan Hunter Onderko Member

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    Well shit! Thor’s hammer is a lot cooler than calling it a Lunar! I think I’m gonna start using this
     
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  3. Sam Strohmyer

    Sam Strohmyer Slayer

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    Someone needs to edit the KWC list, turn all the trick names into stuff like this lol, i'd laugh so hard.
     
    Jan 10, 2018
  4. A_Bachman

    A_Bachman Honed Member

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    "Those aren't the real Japanese ones"
     
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  5. ttocsic

    ttocsic Slayer

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    "why can't they just call it a japenese yo-yo?"
     
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  6. goenKendama

    goenKendama Administrator Staff Member

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    "Aren't you a little old to be playing with a kid's toy?"

    "Yeah, I remember those. They were cool/popular a few years ago." (I've heard this one said both ways.)
     
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  7. Eruel Ursua

    Eruel Ursua Member

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    Yeah but I think It would be better create a new trick and name it the Thor's Hammer haha
     
    Jan 14, 2018
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  8. Eruel Ursua

    Eruel Ursua Member

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    Yeah a good idea, he won't even know that he contributed to the community if this became an official trick hahaha.
     
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  9. Emil Apostol

    Emil Apostol DS Legend

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    "I can't do lighthouse cause my paint isn't tacky."

    Taken from something that happened at a kendama class a few months ago:

    I met a beginner who had a glossy Tribute who was complaining to his mom about how he needed a sticky kendama so that he could lighthouse. I tried to tell him that it's all in the knees and technique, but he wouldn't listen. To prove my point, I took his Tribute and landed Lighthouse In first T on it; he stopped complaining, mostly because of how shocked he was.
     
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  10. Emil Apostol

    Emil Apostol DS Legend

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    "Inward Mjolnir, Flip to Excalibur."
    -Ye Olde Medieval Kendama Manual.
     
    Jan 14, 2018
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  11. Jasper B.

    Jasper B. Slayer

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    I truly love this:p
     
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