"time has little to do with infinity and jelly donuts" -Magnum P.I. "It's almost like they don't eat windows!" -anonymous "I thought sassafras was some kind of beef jerky" -anonymous "I shaved a dog and then drop-kicked it against a wall" -anonymous "It's slightly milk" -anonymous "If you don't eat donuts at church, then you're automatically Catholic" -anonymous "this isn't corn muffins" -lauren from "the Gifted" "Hey, we're going to get on this giant spaceship, Wanna come?" Korg from Thor Ragnerock I keep a notebook of quotes that are said at my school, and most of these are from that.
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”- Albert Einstein
"From waves overgrown, come the calmest of seas, and all will be alright in time." From the song "Leaves" by Ben&Ben, a Filipino band. Song:
Saw this on a YouTube comment: "You cannot acquire the taste of wine until you have tasted the bitterness of life."
From an old teacher in my "Filipino and Theatre" class: "Don't practice until you get it right; practice until you can do no wrong."
“Early is on time, on time is late, and late is unacceptable!” ― Eric Jerome Dickey, Sleeping with Strangers
Better to Remain Silent and Be Thought a Fool than to Speak and Remove All Doubt - Maurice Switzer (alternately attributed to Abraham Lincoln or Mark Twain)
Before you handed someone power, you had to ask yourself if you’d be happy with the worst possible thing they could ever do with it. Karen Traviss - True Colors (Star Wars: Republic Commando, Book 3)
Saw some photography quotes in a YouTube video that I particularly liked: "All the technique in the world doesn't compensate for the inability to notice." - Elliot Erwitt "If a photographer cares about the people before the lens and is compassionate, much is given. It is the photographer, not the camera, that is the instrument." - Eve Arnold
. . . You kind of have to believe in yourself first because if you don't think you're worth knowing, who else will? @Nick Lectura - from this thread.
A post elsewhere on DS reminded me of this one: “Never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.” - Winston Churchill (and others)
"Until they become conscious, they will never rebel, and until after they have rebelled they cannot become conscious." -George Orwell
The good thing about studying in a catholic school is you get some great quotes to go along with your education! "Non Multa, Sed Multum." (Translates to "Not Many, but Much.")
From the Sustaining others' interest in kendama thread. A couple of reminders about why sometimes people just don't stick with kendama.