Sit down, grab a beer or sip some coffee, and get ready to laugh or shake your head at my lame Kendama puns/jokes! Here's a list! There once was a Kendama player who cried and sobbed uncontrollably after losing a Kendama match. He couldn't get a GRIP on himself. My exgirlfriend broke my Kendama. She was a complete beech. "You Ken do it." What's Jake Wiens's favorite kind of tea? Grain tea. What's Goku's special Kendama trick? Moshi-KAMEHAMEHA! Did you hear that Matthew Rice got arrested? They let him go, but he was caught "D.W.I." What's a cow's favorite Kendama brand? Yu-MOO! A couple Dama dudes saw a cute girl playing a beautiful Kendama. They exclaimed, "DAT ASH THO!" What's Thorkild May's favorite season of the year? Autum. There was a Kendama couple named SARA and KEN. They were so in love, they eventually tied the KNOT. A non-kendama player walks into the Sweets shop. He says, "Wait. This isn't a candy store!" There was a Dama battle among Kendama players. Those who were killed or injured from Dama received the Purple Heart metal. So Jake Wiens went out to dinner. The waiter asked if he wanted the soup or salad. Jake answered, "I'll have the Swoop, please." A true Kendama player begins his training at SUNRISE. Alex Smith had a TERRA-ble headache. So, he took some pain PILLS. After a fun, long, and tiring weekend of jamming at a MKO, players are always strung out. A lot of bartenders play Kendama too. You can say they're very experienced with CUPS. KendamaUSA announced they were looking for players who will get free Kendamas in return for volunteer work. Katniss Everdeen yelled out, "I volunteer for Tributes!" Alex Hirota was too busy playing Kendama. He didn't hear his mom call his name because he was too FOCUSED. When Mikey Schelling realized the basecup of his favorite Kendama chipped, he insta-flipped. Harry Potter ran into some Dementors. He was too busy thinking about Kendama, that he accidentally said "Ex-SPECTRA Patronum!" instead of "Expecto Patronum!" Never slam your Kendama hard on the ground. Respectra your Kendamas. My girlfriend bought me a new Slaydawg for our anniversary. It was so KROM-antic.
HAHA!! You seemed far too prepared for this! Don't tell me you just sat down and wrote this all out? Do you have a running "kendama puns" document or something?
Follow my meme account @Yank_Memes Who remembers the SWEETS life of Zack and Cody? "I'm SCHELLING my Gt for $85"
I looked up how to make sweet tea and sweets life came up. For some odd reason everyone's face was replaced with Kermit drinking Lipton tea
I'll be honed for Christmas.... (I thought of this yesterday so also put together a rather obnoxious video today too. Up in the videos section if anyone's curious.)
(some of these are not puns, but indulge me) There was a time i thought Bonz Atron was a bigger Jumbotron. Thorkild May, or may not. But Chelsea May Perez, and Yan Kud not. Max will stay nor cross. Rod plants trees on Terra to make more Terras. Someone once asked what was the best wood for kendamas. Some dumbass replied "morning". Rod, knee AND sell! I ordered Wyatt Bray's kendama but i received a wrestler's figurine instead. Ate a dried lemon once. It was f**king zawa! Landed a lighthouse on Krom's new Slaydawgs. Laughed out loud. I instantly fell tama over handlestall for the new spectracles. Mom asked me what i was doing, with all the noise in the room. I said "just playing with my wood". She made a gross face and shut the door. SURPRISE, beech! Birds can't go over the valley. Their wings give out and they stall. Chelsea's puns are vera good! Slaydawgs left too long in the Sol become hotdawgs. I gave a kid a Pill cuz he didn't have one. Does that make me a Pill-anthropist? Friend told me he bought a GT. It was very Mossy. Sat down to have my Cappucino, but the Librarian told me to keep it down. I annoyed her by sipping a cup of Espresso loudly. Needless to say, she called a Huntsman after my ass. My friend promptly squirted Ketchup and Mustard on his face. Slipped over some Relish. Chuck Norris once did an Earth Turn. And the earth is still spinning to this day. "Well, ken you believe that? Heh.. Seems so.. strung up! Whatever man, you're ballin' right now." There's always a zerbayes to a zebrano. If i scratch my maple ken, will syrup come out of it? When you play kendama long enough, you get board. Krom's monogamy wood is awesome! But it's hard to just play one kendama at a time.. I once got so tired from playing kendama, i slept like a log. Saw the "Sweets Life" today. Such a good vLOG! Q: How much for the kendama? A: About tree fiddy. Car ran over my Grapevine HG. It didn't scream. It just let out a little wine.