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"Is that some kind of sex toy?"

Discussion in 'The Sesh' started by Dæmon, Nov 1, 2016.

  1. Dæmon

    Dæmon Moderator Staff Member

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    literally always get asked this with kendama. Not sure what kind of butt plugs people are using nowadays but apparently they have three cups and a ball.

    What are some other memorable quotes from n00bz who see kendama for the first time?
     
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  2. Sbermea22

    Sbermea22 Member

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    *wears ken around neck
    "what kind of necklace is that??"
     
    Nov 1, 2016
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  3. nikki_deo

    nikki_deo Slayer

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    Overheard this from a couple of older men walking by the kusa booth at LVKO:
    *points to a kendama* "That's just a knock off of a mexican toy!"

    bruhhh..... -__-
     
    Nov 1, 2016
  4. rTTn

    rTTn Slayer

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    I usually just get asked what is that thibg on your neck then proceed to give them this rant "its a japanese toy from the 1700s that first started as a drinking game. Its called Kendama K.E.N.D.A.M.A (people typically repeat the word back incorrectly, so i just spell it out)..." Then go on about all the great things kendama teaches, how you can be ranked as how its actually something you can put on a resume, where to buy one. blah blah blah.. (lol Seinfeld)

    I just go instant PR man for Kendama if anyone says/asks anything about it to me. Gotta spread the love
     
    Nov 1, 2016
  5. htimSxelA

    htimSxelA Moderator Staff Member

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    Umm... we actually have a kendama that would fit this title in the Terra shop, picked it up in a shop in Japan. Yes, that kind of shop.
     
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  6. Sbermea22

    Sbermea22 Member

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    lol lets see it
     
    Nov 2, 2016
  7. Cobikaze

    Cobikaze Honed Member

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    (Person [approaching from a distance]): "Oh I thought you were playing with a yo-yo!"

    (Me): "Nope this is a kendama."

    (Person): "A whaaah?"

    (Me): "A kendama."

    (Person): "Oh okay... ken-na-ma."

    (Me): "No no no... KEEENNNDAAAMMMAAA.

    (Person): OHH KENTANA!

    (Me): "......................................mhmm... Wanna try!?"
    - Hands person kendama and shows them correct grip

    (Person)
    - Attempts to lace *swing-big cup*

    (Me): "Just pull it up straight with a little jerk, and use your knees"

    (Person)
    - Laces **pull up-big cup** in a few tries and expresses satisfaction
    - Hands kendama back with smile on face

    "Well, have fun playing kenasdfhaiqoiehfadsifaeadofendhgaeialdsfja!"
     
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  8. cbwalsh24

    cbwalsh24 Honed Member

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    So I'm jamming at an outdoor live music venue a few months ago, some hipster walks by me with his cheeky girlfriend and I quote says very audibly "look at this dude knitting it up with his fucking ball of yarn".. I didn't and still don't know what to think about that one.
     
    Nov 3, 2016
  9. KENDAMA

    KENDAMA n00b

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    Person: what is that on your neck?
    Me :this is a kendama ( big cup to base cup to light house in to j stick to fast hand down spike )
    Person: magic trick with magnetic fields can I try?
    Me: sure
    Person: swing spike miss , 2ed time hits his head
    Me: are you okay?
    Person: hands back the kendama .. You spend many hours playing no?
    Me: yes yes in deed
     
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  10. Angelo Saček

    Angelo Saček Honed Member

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    On multiple occasions:

    Person: What is that?
    Me: A kendama.
    Person: Ken...kend...
    Me: Dama. It's a traditional Japanese toy :insert a brief history lesson here:
    Person: Let me guess - The ball is called a 'dama' (which in Croatia, where I'm from, means 'lady') and the stick is called a 'ken' (Barbie's boyfriend). Hue hue hue
    Me: ...
     
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  11. goenKendama

    goenKendama Administrator Staff Member

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    OP, I thought I was the only one that had someone think kendama and "the pill" are sex toys. A while back a shipment from we brought in got stuck in the Philippine Department of Customs and when one of our guys went down there to get the package the Customs girl said they were sex toys. I know they were trying to get a little money under the table but I really don't want to know what she does with her spare time if that is the first thing that came to her mind. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
    Nov 3, 2016
  12. triggerscold

    triggerscold Member

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    kendamer...?.. like Jeffery Dahmer?
     
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  13. Joel Clayton

    Joel Clayton Honed Member

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    I'm dying right now
     
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  14. Cheech_Sander

    Cheech_Sander Administrator Staff Member

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  15. Giulian Tena

    Giulian Tena Honed Member

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    I play kendama al lot at school and some people see me and say "that's just a ball in cup" or "I can get those in Mexico for 3 bucks" but I ignore them
     
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  16. sorrywongnumber

    sorrywongnumber Honed Member

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    "Man that's stupid"
    A person's dad at my school...
     
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  17. Angelo Saček

    Angelo Saček Honed Member

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  18. Kendoggy

    Kendoggy n00b

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    "That's a toy? Is it something for Kegel's exercise?"

    "Is it a dream catcher or something like that?"

    "-What is that, hanging over your neck?
    -That is a kendama, greatest skill toy. /Showing off, juggles,whirlwinds/
    -A toy? Isn't it a bit too complicated to be a toy? I can't repeat the name of it, not that I can do anything with that" <-- That's my favourite, but you would have to see this guys eyes and hear his doubtful voice After I mentioned it's Japanese, the guy was like "Oh,I see, ASIANS" :D
     
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  19. Aloysius_hung_

    Aloysius_hung_ Honed Member

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    An old man said kendama is a malay toy, probably cos the malay community plays ken alot
     
    Dec 29, 2016
  20. lategreat808

    lategreat808 DS Legend

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    "Hey I use to play that all the time as a kid, except mine didn't have that spike thing, and instead of three cups it only had one, and it was painted like a souvenir Sombrero...but I TOTALLY had one of those."
     
    Dec 30, 2016