#DSGS - Happy Halloween!

Q: What do kids want to get when trick or treating?
A: Free Aynedter.

 

Two monsters went to a Halloween party
Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me, what should I do?"
The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman, and roll them back to her."

 

Why don't witches wear panties?
For better grip on the broom.

 

Too old to trick or treat. Too young to die.

 

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

 

My shower this morning was cryptically cold, but after a few minutes it was understandable.

 

Halloween...
The day where some total strangers ring your doorbell and want your chocolate.
#whoareyou
#areyouserious

 

I threw a boomerang at a ghost the other day.



I knew it would come back to haunt me.

 

Me waiting for Colin Sander’s 10th edit

 

Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

The retail store

 

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the P is silent

 

(Disclaimer: sorry if this is offensive)

Q: What did the hillbilly do for halloween?
A: Pump Kin

 

What is Forrest Gump‘s password?

1Forest1

 

What do playing kendama and trick o' treating have in common?

Twix

 

Your skirt is so short everyone can see your balls.

 

Roses are red, My name is dave, this poem makes no sense, MICROWAVE

 

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

 

How do you tell the difference between a pumpkin and Donald trump?
There both wrinkled orange and very popular. But a pumpkin has thick skin