The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons.....They just couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. Merry Xmas peeps ! Chris P Chicken
I heard about a snowman who was presenting his solution to climate change. The thing is that no one payed attention so he had a serious meltdown
How does Jolly Santa stay STD free at Christmas time ... He always wraps his package before shoving it down the chimney.
I went to the garden centre today and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, "Will you be putting that up yourself?" I replied, "No, you sick bastard. I'll be putting it up in my living room."
-When you tag pros in all your posts. -When you post clips with blatant finger touches. -Complicated juggle lines to big cup instead of spiking. -When the clip goes out of frame. -When the camera wasn't on. -Lacing the whole line first T but missing the spike. Gimme some of your best "Disappointed Sweets" captions lol
PRESENT! Woohoo!!! This is the first time I’ve ever won anything, so I’m so stoked right now! Thank you DS and a very Happy New Year to everyone!!